Whilst the ongoing saga of fine democracy known as “The American Presidential Elections” continues, a Moseley resident has come forward to own up to his part in the farce. Local pervert and porn activist, “Sweaty” Dave MacDonald’s recent admission comes amid rumours that the elections may have been fixed. Mr. MacDonald told the eye, “All I did was write a letter of complaint to Mr. Murdoch about the quality of the programmes on Sky, I never expected this.”
When questioned about the nature of his complaint, Mr. MacDonald sheepishly replied, “Okay, okay – I asked him if he could put more bush and gore on the telly. I never expected this!” This will come as no surprise to Florida residents who have become increasingly less surprised by the state of their democracy. It is the ultimate irony that the “greatest democracy in the world” has be moved into the arbitary world of the courts. We at the eye are just waiting for the loser to sue the winner for loss of earnings!