Angry residents shamelessly paraded themselves in front of the public convenience in Moseley this month. Belanced crusader Martin Mullaney organised this public display of anger after reports that the council were to close the local toilets in favour of coin operated shit takers. The masses convened on our local cottage to vent their frustration about the blatant taxing of a hitherto, erstwhile free activity.
The eye tracked down local pervert and porn activist “Sweaty” Dave MacDonald said, “It’s a disgrace, where the hell are law abiding citizens going to go for a good hard cottaging now? After all, this is a village and what is a villagewithout cottages? This is a cottage for village people!”
Council leaders arequoted as saying, “We’re doing it for the kids.” although such reports are wholly unsubstantiated. It is thought that the real issue is the cost of maintaining the current toilets and the use of French twenty-pence tardises will radically reduce the current council expenditure.
(Picture taken by
some bloke called Terry. He told us to say that)