In a move that is likely to bemuse the older generation and excite those who consider themselves younger, the Ambler Death Corporation have signed up for an unlikely partnership with mega-gaming corporation Nintendo.
With the recent release of House of the Dead 4, Moseley’s very own merchants of death saw a marketing opportunity unlike any other. In a press conference yesterday a representative of Ambler told us:-
“The fear of death is ever present in our older community but we needed to remind younger people that is also a very real possibility for them too. Alright the phenomenal rise in knife criming has helped us to some extent but when you compare it with something like cancer it’s really just dabbling.”
The remarkable cross over been the recently dead and the recently risen from the dead will see a fully functional arcade version of the ground breaking game placed in the chapel of rest. Ideally the recently bereaved will be able to exorcise their demons whilst executing real life demons, albeit ones that aren’t actually real.
As a special one off event Ambler will be holding an open day where young people will be encouraged to come along and touch a dead man.
We would like to reassure all readers that Ambler are still subject to the rules of nature and relatives are extremely unlikely to return to life once taken into the House of Death.