There is growing concern amongst Moseley’s drug using community that certain commitments made by the Scientologists may not be quite what they seem.
Last year the Scientologists stunned Moseley when plans were leaked that they intended to build a temple of evil in the heart of our community.
One of their more outlandish claims was that they had an army of children on hand to pick up drug paraphernalia. The failure of this promise was put to the test all too graphically last Saturday night.
A local stoner told us “Well we were pretty fucking monged and it was obvious that someone was going to have pick the skins up. I remembered that they had these kids that picked up drug stuff for a living. I thought they’d be able to send round a ten year old to sort it out for us. They seemed quite angry on the phone.”
It would seem that it might not be wise to take everything that the Scientologists say too literally. Though we do have it on good authority that they are right about the lizards that live in the sky.