In a pointless attempt to inject a bit of life into what is looking like a dull old election campaign we have decided to hold an anagram competition. I know, it’s like we are out of control.
Basically an anagram is where you take a word (or a few words) and re-arrange the letters to make other words. For example if you re-arrange the letters of Barry Stephen Henley you could have Hey Bye Shrapnel Rent. Of course if you were to enter that into our competition you would stand very little chance of winning as it’s not very good.
In order to make it a bit more interesting there is a cash prize of five pounds for anyone who can make the most amusing anagram of a Moseley and Kings Heath candidates name. So what have you got to play with?
The candidates are:-
Al-Haq Aysan
Keith Ronald Davis
Ernest Hendricks
Barry Stephen Henley
Lynne Denise Hubbard
Stuart Kenneth Masters
There you go. The closing date is Friday 28th of April so you might have a few quid in your pocket on Saturday night.
Good luck.
Ernest Hendricks = Screen Herd Stink.
Hi, Daz – I want that fiver.
I defy anyone to get an english anagram out of Al-Haq Aysan
The bugger’s got no U.
Keith Ronald Davis = oh evil dastard kin
Keith Ronald Davis = vandal dither is ok
Ernest Hendricks = decks her interns
Ernest Hendricks = scented shrinker
Barry Stephen Henley = he bares the prey, lynn
Barry Stephen Henley = hype her breast, lenny
Lynne Denise Hubbard = she bribws a nude lynn
Lynne Denise Hubbard=a rubbed lenny shined
Stuart Kenneth Masters=earthman’s streek stunk
Stuart Kenneth Masters=earthman ken tests ruts
Some good ones in there and the added bonus that being anonymous we have no idea who to give the money to.
Keith Ronald Davis = OH DRAT, A KIND ELVIS
Ernest Hendricks = DRINK CHEERS TENS
Oh, I’d say you can donate it to an anonymous charity, or simply hand it over to an anonymous person (or persons, as there are now at least two of us).
Hmm. I could buy myself a beer or two with that much money. Or have Daz buy me two beers. Which in turn provides an incentive to visit the pub. For the second time in two years.
But that would necessitate winning the contest first. Surely there’s some method for devising the winning combination without much fuss. Something along the lines of
Stuart Kenneth Masters: Clearly Best Candidate
Yes. That’ll do nicely.
Keith Ronald Davis = Not a darkish devil
Keith Ronald Davis = and evil darth oik