The opening of Retro Bizarre has cheered up one Moseley resident. Local cartoon character and serial loner Mr Benn is said to be delighted at the prospect of yet more fantastic dressing up related adventures. For all too long we have been reliant on Slicks Ladies Fashions for all our clothing needs, the bad times are at an end.
Mr Benn told us, “For many years I lived on Festive Road and let me tell you, we got up to some crazy shit. Though it all started getting a bit out of hand when I ended up as a Nazi storm trooper during the clearance of the Warsaw ghetto. I decided that my fancy dress days were at an end forever.” Moseley’s new addition promises much more family orientated fun.
Many people dismiss Retro Bizarre as yet another ill conceived Moseley business venture much like the great Salisbury Road Rabbit shop. We believe that this business can provide a much needed service if only to promote a more Liberal approach to cross-dressing.