Today Moseley was filled with boggle eyed wonderment as people for the first time experienced bread that wasn’t stale by the time you get to Woodbridge Road and milk that doesn’t have the lingering odour of a sick child.
This earth shattering event may well spell doom for Kwik Save but as the manager told us this morning they’re not that worried “Well if they think they can come round here with they’re fresh fruit and vegetables they’ve got another thing coming. We know what the people of Moseley want and isn’t a wide selection of sauces from the far east and polite staff. No, they want broken biscuits and the opportunity to queue endlessly.”
All though we have tried not to get sucked into heady atmosphere of excitement that now pervades Moseley we have to admit that we will now be first in the queue to tell Kwik Save to “pack your bags and fuck off.”