Observant Mosele-ians may have noticed that our only Mexican restaurant has been shut down. Those who investigated closely may have thought that the business had been foreclosed against because they weren’t making any money because they made over-priced food that was toss. Not so. This is a cover story spread by those who would stop us knowing the truth.

The real truth is that the intricate criminal network of beggars, drunks ,smackheads and pirates who control Moseley, have kidnapped the naïve but charismatic Mexicans who used to work there, and forced them into using their creative skills for the powers of evil!

The sombreroed cuisinists have been busy creating a new leg for the one-legged leader of this criminal network, using old Fajita’s and potent Tequila. They created a base limb which, when grafted on to an un-naturally shortened appendage, takes on the DNA characteristics of the host stump. The prototype limb has already been grafted on to the leader of their merry gang, who is now back in action in Moseley central, after losing a limb to a shark attack while panning for gold in Moseley Pool.

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