Ever fancied yourself as a bit of a Jeremy Beadle? Well, here’s your chance. Eye On Moseley can exclusively reveal that a Moseley-based television production company is on the look out for new talent.
Lovehumps TV is looking for any videotape or closed circuit TV footage of unsuspecting people for their proposed new series, “People Masturbate in the Funniest Places”. Lovehumps owner, Harry “Hairy” Palms said, “Let’s face it, there’s got to be loads of footage of people inadvertently doing the five knuckle shuffle whilst pissed after the pub. I know I have – hell, I’d even go as far as saying that 99% of men have and the other 1% are lying wankers!”
A top prize for the most hilarious bishop bash is given a way each episode. Currently, it’s looking like a cash prize, but this remains to be seen. So, if you fancy making some quick dosh, then keep your camcorders ready and keep your eyes peeled for any closed circuit spooging that may be taking place in a darkened doorway near you.
We’ll let Harry finish this one off (so as to speak): “So, if you’ve got some hot footage, we wanna see it. The best one of the series will be voted for by the general public in our ‘Top of the Pops’ competition and the award will be presented by Mark Lawrenson of Match of The Day fame – at least, we hope it will, we’re still waiting for a reply from his agent.”