Shocked drivers stood in jaw-dropped amazement today as three blokes of what can only be described as, ‘Oriental’ appearance, shamelessly conducted a small herd of dromedaries across Moseley. Our resident translator claimed they uttered something about the “Chosen One”, before heading off up St. Mary’s Row.
Eye Witnesses said that the men were looking a bit travel weary, but none-the-less seemed quite cheery considering. “Let’s face it,” a Big Issue Salesperson said, “you’ve gotta hand it to them. Either they’ve nicked those fellas from a zoo, or they’ve travelled a bleeding long way. I‘d read in this month’s issue that camels are this year’s dog-on-a-string. I’m gonna get myself one just like them… humps an’ all.”
Moseley-based sayer of sooth Notmydaymiss is claiming that recent world events (such as the malicious closing of the Bert is Evil website) have been a clear indicator of an impending global, religious renaissance. “It’s like rizlas man. They’re made of paper.” Leading psycho-babble experts claim that this means what we said, so you’ll just have to go with us on this one, OK?
Willy tried to make a statement to or reporter, but unfortunately we couldn’t make a great deal of sense out of it. He claims that when he asked for some change they said, “old, grrr, frankensens”… beats us, but you’ve got to give him points for trying.
Interested observers later poured scorn on the possibility that this could be something to do with the Second Coming. A local priest told us “Not a chance! We thought that that Haile-Bopp comet thingie might be it, but now… you’re ‘avin a laugh…”.
We’ll keep you posted on further developments.