Local Man in Giant Bunny Trauma
The peaceful dreams of a Moseley man have been cruelly shattered by a bizarre recurring bunny theme. The local resident, who wished to remain anonymous, on the grounds that he still has a modicum of self-respect, claimed he was a shattered wreck. "Every time I close...
There Can Be Only One
The election results of last night left Moseley/Sparkhill with two new democratic representatives. Both Jagdip Rai and Bryan Nott stormed to victory, leaving their opposition sobbing with defeat. Though according to our sources this is only the start of the battle. As...
White Hell
Moseley was brought to a sudden and grinding halt on Tuesday by a deadly snow fall. One eye witness said "It was like it was falling from the sky." Many people have wondered why we were singled out for this, the most bizarre of weather conditions. One theory proposes...
What the Hell?
A baffling phenomenon has left Moseley's leading scientist's reeling. Every Thursday, just as dusk falls, an eerie pounding echoes though the streets of Moseley, striking fear into the hearts of residents. Many theories have been put forward as to the origin of this...
Moseley Not as Hard as it Used to Be
Moseley street criminals were said to be despondant yesterday about the sudden dip in local crime. A hastily convened meeting of social misfits looked at ways that this worrying trend can be redressed. The initiatives discussed were banding together in Mad Max style...
The Devil Came Down to Moseley
Moseley was left quaking in it's collective boots two weeks ago, when it was announced that Beelzebub himself would be paying us a visit. The big guy had arranged to meet a local resident at Moseley crossroads at around midnight. The initiative, supported by...
Let’s Have a Fight?
Moseley was giving it large this weekend after it made a move back to traditional values. After years of being associated with hippies and tree protestors Moseley once again got back to the core values of alcohol and football violence. The mini riot on Moseley Road at...
Moseley Abolishes Unemployment
In an act of the utmost stupidity Moseley recently banished unemployment. The idea came when it was announced that the Job Centre on Alcester Road was to close. A spokesman for the Job Service said "If we pretend that nobody round here is unemployed then we don't need...
Secret Coven Found In Moseley
Like Jesus rising from the dead, the Moseley Implementation Group returned to the brink of public life yesterday. As is only fitting with such an important and influential group they have greeted the dawning of the new millenium with a new name, the Moseley Action...