Eh?
Chaos ensued this morning as shocked local residents peered out of their windows to find that roads in Moseley are suddenly going the wrong way...Commuters trying to get to King's Heath found themselves in the badlands of the city centre, and those trying to get to...
The Drums…They’ve Stopped…
Our regular readers will remember an article describing the supernatural sound of drums, that permeated the air of our quiet, local high street, every Thursday night. Although for many of us these sounds were un-nerving, I believe that none of us ever felt threatened...
Yoghurt Rifle
The People's Republic of Moseley today move one step closer to reality after the proposal of the development of a local TA. The Moseley Yoghurt Rifles as they shall be known will have a live fire range in Highbury park (hence the recent calls for Highbury Park to...
Gaarrgghhmmrrghh…
The standard of street-drinking has slipped to an all time low in Moseley recently. Our resident alcoholics are looking less like your average wino, and more and more dapper, becoming more lucid than ever. Gone are the days of bus-stopping, fist-waving, red-faced...
Angeel Of Death
With a tearful farewell The Angeel Cosmetics Corporation was forced to close it's doors this month for the final time. The Corporation, established in Moseley during the eighties, was the scourge of the bad hair of Moseley. A representative told us yesterday "We moved...
Can You Feel The Power?
Eye On Moseley would like to announce the results of the "Most Powerful Person In Moseley" competition. After weeks of bitter consultation and not a few arguments we have managed to make a shortlist of the ten most powerful people in Moseley. Bouix Bryan Knott Elaine...
Sign Our Petition
As we all know there's nothing we Moseley residents like more than signing a petition or two. That's why Eye on Moseley is making moves to create the truly definitive generic petition for Moseley. Residents will be asked to sign their name and address which will be...
Moseley Struck by Strong Pound
Inflation has struck Moseley in the last week and left the High Street looking like a scene from 1920's Germany. The first indications that the Moseley fiscal policy is out of control were noticed when the new edition of "B13 Magazine" hit the newsagents. The...
They’re Breeding
As summer approaches so to does the mating season for the Zen. The holistic health shops that litter the streets of Moseley must mate once a year in order to propogate their species. This is a particularly worrying peice of news for all the other shops that are in...