Lone Moseley Resident in Delayed Di Shock Shock
Psychologists have been on high alert this month after the appearance of a lone tribute to the late Diana Spencer was discovered in the village. In what can only be described as "Floral Terrorism", this callous act of ferrous refoliation was reminiscent of scenes...
Blood On The Streets
The continued tensions between the Sandford Road Massive and the Chantry Road Mafia recently resulted in more violence in central Moseley. The two groups have harboured mutual resentment since early April when the Sandford Road Massive began tearing up and down...
We Don’t Want Your Money
With a dramatic fanfare of apathy the new Lidl Superstore opened it's doors this month. With it's dramatic selection of european food it expects to dominate the diets of all Balsall Heath and Moseley residents within the next three months. But it's not all rosey in...
Are You Taking The Piss?
You may have noticed last month, a few 'references' to Zen Health drinks. Well, this month, we are proud to put you out of your collective misery and reveal all about these bizarre potions. Zen Research Laboratories (ZRL) today announced the discovery of an organic...
Sounds Of Summer
The sound of wood on leather is a common sound around the leafy suburbs of Moseley during midsummer. Unusually last month it wasn't the typical sound of the Moseley cricket club but the dawn chorus of the local police kicking peoples doors in. The Police launched...
High on Moseley…
St. Mary's Row was rocked this week by the sharp rise in the price of sknk stocks. This has had the added effect of pushing up colbwn by 50 pence. This has been blamed on the increased likelihood of a summer drought. We also saw fierce trading in the futures market...
Moseley Brides
We at Eye On Moseley fear for the increase in the number of women entering this country from Eastern European countries by way of marriage. Just think of all those poor old Russian men unable to "get some". By way of redressing the balance, we are appealing for...
The House Of Death
Normal folk were horrified to learn today that right on their very doorsteps, lurks a charnel house of evil. This brick edifice of doom lies near the hinter land of King's Heath, in full view of children, young mothers and the elderly, few of whom can suspect it's...
Mr Nima Set To Go Critical
Reports have recently begun to arrive that our friendly local delicatessen has an unlikely crisis brewing. As everyone knows, Mr Nima is a model of efficiency and good manners. There is a reason for this. The original Mr. Nima was replaced in 1992 after he...