Nice Hole
Fears that there had an evolution in space and time and the creation of a multiverse were laid to rest last night, when it was releaved that the cause of the suspected "big bang 2" was actually a man's fart. Fears were initially raised on Tuesday evening, when...
Council Cottage Crisis Cock-up
Angry residents shamelessly paraded themselves in front of the public convenience in Moseley this month. Belanced crusader Martin Mullaney organised this public display of anger after reports that the council were to close the local toilets in favour of coin operated...
Infamy, Insidiousness and Innovation!
Agents of stealth and the proletarian consciousness have struck against Eye On Moseley, in a bid to prevent any further dissemination of our wholesome and fulfilling news and information to the people of King's Heath. While the perpetrators of the act are now known to...
Moseley Power Top 10
As Moseley once again becomes a bizarre mixture of TV stars and criminals a person of class and distinction is called for to lead us into the new year. That's why Eye on Moseley is once again proud to announce the results of the "Most Powerful Person In Moseley"...
Ever Good?
Last Friday saw a stampede of hungry people racing through the centre of Moseley after unconfirmed rumours that the Evergreen Chinese takeaway were selling nice food. A local man told us "I was a bit hammered and I thought I'd get some food. Whenever I go in the...
Mack The Knife.
Local funny man with a social conscience Martin Mullaney recently felt the long arm of the law whilst innocently cycling through downtown Kings Heath. Martin known throughout the land for his sterling community work, was on his way to Moseley to make things generally...
Moseley’s Biggest Number Two!
In our first major coup as a shambolic, irrelevant but deeply local news service, we can reveal that the local economy will receive a massive, unexpected boost from a controversial source...the Germans. In an eerie continuation of the Eye's (and Eye's subscribers)...
Muppet Crashes Car In Moseley
Shocked residents looked on in disbelief this month as hollywood star "Gonzo" of Muppet fame was involved in a car crash in our Moseley. The small furry, er, Thing, was making his way up St.Mary's Row when he crashed into a Volvo. The car, of course, is a write off....
Moseley “a bit shit” Shock
Moseley was brought to it's knees weeping after the release of a classified Birmingham University paper that claimed Moseley is in fact "a bit shit". The Sociology department had been commissioned to write a report on Economic Growth within the West Midlands...