Resistance Is Futile
When much loved community policeperson Sergeant Tracey Packham decided to move on to the Operations Centre at Belgrave Road, Woodbridge Road saw the opportunity to finally clamp down on crime in Moseley. As all local residents know crime is running out of control in...
New Year of Terror
New Year's eve is known through out Moseley as a time of celebration and contemplation. Of the year past and the year to come, drinking cheap lager, wondering why you spent £10 to sit in the Cocks. Many of us have become worried by the sudden increase in violent crime...
Moseley Clothes Giant Set To Close
Shockwaves were sent through the very soul of Moseley last night by the news that Garment Giant Nebbeton were set to close their store. The love/hate relationship with local residents came to a head after the latest advertising campaign finally overstepped the mark....
And The Winner Is…
We have great pleasure in announcing the winner of our Redesign The Eye competition (Eye #4). We asked for you to send in your designs for revamping our site on our first birthday. The winner is Irwin Thomas of Woodbridge Road for his innovative interpretation of our...
Access Denied
Pub phobia madness has struck Moseley again as the council raised concerns over a proposed purveyor of coffee and Kiddieporn. In spite of the fact that the proposals for an unnamed entrepreneur involve force feeding people carrot juice whilst they pay to be online,...
Moseley “not as shit as first thought”
Researchers at Birmingham University have retracted their paper claiming that "Moseley (is) a bit shit" after the passionate outcry of local, learned residents. This comes in the wake of a fall in house prices and cheese shortages at Nima's Delicatessen, thought to...
Kumbh Moseley
Millions of Hippies are expected to descend on Moseley park this week in what is described as "The Greatest Hippy Gathering on Earth". Saddhu Ric Capon has personally been overseeing the development of what can only be called "a fucking huge campsite" on the banks of...
Eye on Moseley Exposes Resident’s Gore and Bush Error
Whilst the ongoing saga of fine democracy known as "The American Presidential Elections" continues, a Moseley resident has come forward to own up to his part in the farce. Local pervert and porn activist, "Sweaty" Dave MacDonald's recent admission comes amid rumours...
The Stupid Are For Life, Not Just For Christmas…
Christmas is upon us, and as usual it is time for a host of gloomy warning adverts, sponsored by large fascist organisations such as the Fire Brigade and the Police, explaining the perils of this and that over this jolliest of seasons. You can say what you like but...