Parisian Walkways
Moseley long compared with some of the great cities of the world has made a bid to usurp Paris as a recognised centre of culture. The impromptu cafe culture that has developed on the streets of Moseley has brought an exciting new "cosmopolitan" attitude to it's...
St. Martin of Mullaney
In a desperate bid to gain more credence with young people, the Catholic Church last week announced a radical restructuring of services. It has long realised that it's outmoded reliance on intransigent dogma was not exactly "happening", and in an attempt to get more...
Final Closure
It's taken a long time coming but it looks like the longest closing down sale in world history might finally be coming to an end. Moneywise, Moseley's finest outlet for fancy goods and cheap stuff looks like it is finally closing its doors, forever. The shop has long...
Electric Cool-Aid Cider Test
Local residents have once again been appalled by yet anther case of cider spiking. This cruel practice has become endemic in Moseley Village of recent times and is believed to be the work of some particularly vicious school children. The children leave bottles of...
Release The Hounds
The increasing problem of homelessness is a concern for residents of Moseley and demands a radical solution. A recent meeting of the plethora of forums and societies that make up Moseley Village seem to have finally found a solution. The solution, uncovered by Eye on...
Bearly Legal
The legal action that has paralysed Eye on Moseley for the last three months has finally come to an end. In February Eye on Moseley received an injunction granted in the High Court to prevent any further issues from being posted. The injunction granted to a Mr Alan...
Double Vision
Passengers on the 50 bus were rooted to their seats last week when Moseley opticians "Eye Society" unveiled it's latest crazy marketing strategy. Renowned locally for it's cheeky name and contempt for mainstream opticians, it boldly opened a shop with the same name in...
Runaway
A Moseley wide manhunt began last week after, local celebrity and children's favourite, Noddy went missing from Kwik Save. The little bloke was last seen tooling it down Alcester Road forcing pedestrians and beggars to run for their lives. A traumatised pensioner told...
Moseley: Year Zero
April saw the dawning of a new age for Moseley. Not only did it see the beginning of the new financial year but also the start of Mosley's much heralded "Year Zero". The thorny issue of sponsorship has dogged the Moseley Society since it's inception. The need for...