The End of Days
It’s a sad, sad day in Moseley. The terrifying news that Victoria Wines has withdrawn its "six cans of Carling for a fiver" offer, sent shockwaves throughout our fragile community. This has long been the life blood of the more discerning Moseley drinker and provided...
Communication Breakdown
In this time of growing world tension, the Moseley Society has been forced to take what can only be called, "drastic action". We have received classified information that the shadowy paramilitary wing of the Moseley Society has, once again, been called into action....
Eye of the Tiger
When Moseley Festival arrives, the people of Moseley can think of only one thing: joy. All year round Mothers tell their children of stalls of crap that line the streets as far as the eye can see. Tales of farmers selling meat and bread, local anarchists handing out...
Den of Iniquity
When Eye on Moseley made an ill-advised journey into Birmingham, it could only end in one thing... trouble. Local youth combo “Rhythm and the Devil” (they play the blues you know) invited us along to witness one of their live music performances at the famous James...
The Bastards!!
As your local news source, updated minute by minute, we try our best to shield you, the inhabitants of our fair community, from the evils of this modern world. We at the Eye humbly consider ourselves to be the Gandalfs to your hobbit... and as such we feel it...
White Lines – Don’t do it.
Moseley residents woke in a state of disarray today to find that someone had stolen the sacred white lines of Moseley. In a random act of vandalism, some thoughtless fool had pilfered said lines leading to what can only be described as "traffic chaos". The so-called,...
Moseley Park and Fool
When four local youths set off on a pleasant boat trip across Moseley Lake little did they realise the catalogue of horrors they were about to unleash. Thinking that such a trip would take maybe an hour or two they packed only the barest of provisions. A decision that...
King’s Heath… On The Moon?
Over the last year and a half the Eye On Moseley staff have received numerous local awards for our courageous (and occasionally dangerous) forays into the world of investigative reporting. Any regular reader of our sporadic interweb-based, news-zine will remember such...
Imperial Menace
Local drug dealers were once again up in arms after West Midlands police issued a new and shocking edict. A change in policy by the police means that dealers can now be prosecuted for dealing in imperial measures. In a bid to meet recent European Directives concerning...