Hide Your Stash
In a bid to impress the world, West Midlands police have once again chosen Moseley for another of their innovative (some say bonkers) crime fighting strategies. On Sunday, they unveiled their latest weapon in the fight against drugs: Kiddie Coppers. DCI Birch of the...
Merchant Bankers Required
Ever fancied yourself as a bit of a Jeremy Beadle? Well, here's your chance. Eye On Moseley can exclusively reveal that a Moseley-based television production company is on the look out for new talent. Lovehumps TV is looking for any videotape or closed circuit TV...
World’s Scariest Cake Discovered In Moseley
We’ve all seen confectionery that is mildly scary. Reisen chocolate chews, Worther's Originals and Egg Biscuits to name but a few. But we have recently unearthed the legendary “Terrifying Lost Cake of Kings Heath”. This cake, once believed to be no more than just a...
American Tourists in Moseley/Molesey confusion.
Scenes reminiscent of Vietnam came to Moseley this week when a large group of confused Americans ended up in the wrong place, once more. Bedecked in Hawaiian shirts and Bermuda shorts, these camera-toting freaks wandered round our tranquil country village on the hunt...
Moseley’s Favourite Wanking Hole
Everyone knows that Moseley is the friendliest place in Birmingham. And local residents are proving just how friendly they can be by going that extra mile for our homeless chums. A local doorway belonging to some of our more upstanding citizens, which has long been a...
Oooh Me Ring
Ring related references rarely get associated with Moseley, unless you count the Jewel in the Crowns notorious "Fire starter" curry, but things look set to change later this week. The imminent release of the Lord of the Rings could see an unexpected (or depending on...
It’s The End Of The World As We Know It.
It has been brought to our attention, by a reliable source that Moseley's very own temple of music, Jibbering Records is likely to shut it's doors for good at the end of this month. Being the only record shop in Moseley this could have dramatic implications for the...
Moseley Almost Top of the League Shocker
Whilst an open top bus parading through the centre of Moseley might still be the stuff of fantasy, Moseley Town F.C's second succesive win means Moseley is once again on Birmingham's sporting map. Moseley Town's glorious cup win against Queslet FC means some...
Kwik Saved!
Even the most blithely ignorant inhabitants of Moseley will have noticed the incredible facelift taking place in our local supermarket, with the possible exclusion of those people who read and produce B13 Magazine. What was formerly the “King’s Heath” of the...