Fashion Victim
Moseley has always had a reputation as a bit of a swanky place, filled to the brim with fashionable, sexy young men and women in bizarre hairstyles. It's these young bohemians who draw in the lovable crowds of mods and faux-hippies that we all admire so much, and give...
Moseley a “Big Player” in Annual Surly Help Awards
It’s become something of a regular occurrence and this year is no exception. Once again “The Big Mo” is featured heavily in the nominations for The Annual Surly Help Awards. Local nominations include:- The “manager” at the Goose for his hilariously hostile attitude to...
You’re All Fools
The opening of the Elizabeth of York will finally see the conclusion of one of Moseley's most controversial yet dull little episodes. The original plan to name the pub after one of Moseley's most famous sons, J.R.R. Tolkein, appears now to have been nothing but a...
Chantry Road Menace Club!
Sports fans of Moseley were recoiling in horror today from the news that Chantry Road tennis club, our purest bastion of local sporting achievement, is at the centre of a performance enhancing drug row! This unsportsman-like turn of events began last week, when...
Teachers In GCSE Plea.
Over the years, we've all grown use to the annual result bashing. In fact, in some villages in the Welsh valleys, they hold festivals based specifically round the past time of telling students that they've never had it so easy. Whole crowds of grown men, women and...
Wasn’t Me.
Rumours abound about the Eye On Moseley team as a major wood pulp based news publication bears false witness. Such reports would seem to be very wide of the mark. Imagine our surprise as we drove passed Mr. Sai's to see filthy allegations that the filth had busted...
It’s Just a Facade
Many Moseley residents are intrigued by the stunning lack of activity in our own little "Bull Ring" type development. Only now can we reveal the shocking truth about why matters have ground to a fault. In a very real sense the redevelopment of Moseley High Street...
Gone But Not Forgotten
Moseley was recently woken by a rousing sigh of relief from food lovers everywhere. After many years of stooping to some all time culinary lows, Moseley's favourite eatery, the Royal Naweed, has shut it's doors once and for all. The Naweed was known for years as the...
Holding Out For A Hero
Bonnie Tyler might well have been looking for a hero since 1984 but it goes without saying that her search would have been considerably shorter if she lived in Moseley. When publicity shy, Liberal Democrat candidate, Martin Mullaney foiled a burglary he once again...