Are They Having A Laugh?
The opening of Party Magic in central Moseley is a very clear kick in the face to the moral majority that are currently proposing the implementation of a so called "Fun Free Zone". The FFZ, as it has become known, will stretch across the High Street of Moseley and is...
A Bridge Too Far
The sort of inane curiosity that seems to be the curse of tiny suburban communities has once again consumed Moseley. Everywhere you go all you can hear is the same hushed question repeatedly being asked of all and sundry, “What are all those concrete blocks doing on...
Bear Faced Cheek
Anyone who's anyone is talking about the crazy street fair on Saturday, organised and run, as you know, by Eye On Moseley with help from "the team" at the Green Party. The event was a huge success...apart from starting an hour and a quarter late...letting off the...
Tread Not Here Or Feel Real Fear!
Anonymous labourers are digging themselves a hole that they will be very lucky to get out of in Moseley Park. These foolish workmen are at work on an as yet unidentified project in a spooky, dis-used corner of the Park. What they don't know yet is that the area...
Moseley Goes To The Dogs
Many residents of Moseley will be pleased to hear that the very first (and hopefully annual) Moseley Dog Fight was a roaring success and raised nearly £200 for sick kiddies. The brainchild of the Moseley Society had initially been met with a great deal of scepticism...
Appetite For Destruction
Terror hit the West Midlands last night as Moseley was shaken to it's very core by a devastating earthquake. Many residents sat bolt upright in bed and said things like "What was that?" as they were gripped by the phenomenon that is already been written into local...
Kings Heath “Could Have Bomb in Weeks!”
Moseley security analysts were placed on high alert today after it came to light that the bulletheads of Kings Heath could have a bomb in a matter of weeks. It's official guys; we're on defcon 2! A leaked report from the highest echelons of the emergency joint...
Crappy Jungle in “Home Made Cushion” Storm
Popular Peruvian knick-knack trove The Crappy Jungle is today at the centre of an abscess of controversy which threatens to burst all over our collective dinners after being found displaying a cushion in the window that was made in the exotic and quaint location of...
It’s Wack (and That’s a Phact)
If you're at a loss in central Moseley anytime this week, why not take a stroll down Woodbridge Rd? "Fuck off" I hear you shout, "It's shit down there!". Well think again. Just off Woodbridge Rd, where the lock ups are, is a little treasure trove of "yoot" culture...