Missing : Ken Hardeman
Ken was last seen around election time, or rather, that was when he was last supposed to have been seen. He is a shy man, forthcoming only when he steals ideas from other local politicians. He was elected as Conservative councillor for Moseley, but the shock of this...
As If By Magic…
The opening of Retro Bizarre has cheered up one Moseley resident. Local cartoon character and serial loner Mr Benn is said to be delighted at the prospect of yet more fantastic dressing up related adventures. For all too long we have been reliant on Slicks Ladies...
Alcohol Free Gnome
One of Moseley’s more surreal episodes came to fruition yesterday with the final implementation of the Moseley Alcohol Free Gnome. Although the legislation was not exactly what had originally been intended it will certainly make a contribution to the national debate...
There Is a God
Today Moseley was filled with boggle eyed wonderment as people for the first time experienced bread that wasn't stale by the time you get to Woodbridge Road and milk that doesn't have the lingering odour of a sick child. This earth shattering event may well spell doom...
Bring Me The Head Of Dulux Stein…
Now we've been away for a while, but don't believe any of what you heard. We've never even heard of "dogging" and as if someone would do that to a van full of coppers. While we've been away, things around here...well, they've gone astray somewhat. I mean, how else can...
The Sound Of Silence
Once again Moseley threw open it's doors to show the people of Birmingham that we really know how to party. This years street fair saw the usual heady cocktail of junk that people found in their lofts and questionable political agendas. Using the patented Eye on...
The Future Is Orange
You may or may not have noticed that people round here seem to have a little more zest nowadays...For the last three or four months, there has been a new and a-peeling kind of lady and gent wandering around the village, and or-ange you glad they're here? I know I am....
A Social Service?
The good residents of Moseley are all too aware that the majority of our problems are caused by young people. In order to keep this moral decline in check it has been decided to take a more dynamic approach to their lawless behaviour. Woodnorton Lodge has performed...
Two Minutes To Midnight
O'Neils current application for a late license will no doubt be a cause of concern for some in our society but in many ways it could be our last best hope for economic growth. Well that's what we've been told anyway. O'Neils propose to extend their opening hours on...