Mullaney’s Quest
Councillor Martin Mullaney took justice to the streets this week, lending new energy to the greatest threat to public order since the time when there was a bit of a fight on the village green. In a bold, unprecedented and quite, quite bizarre move, Councillor Mullaney...
Old Man River
The despicable practice of racing old gentlemen down the Alcester Road now appears to have reached epidemic proportions. Every morning hordes of the elderly can be seen puffing their way down the hill, each striving to have the accolade of the first to Select and...
Food Fraud Terror Shock
Worrying allegations of shady electoral practices abound round Moseley with the recent announcement that The Village serves the finest food "in the area". Anyone who has ever eaten there would be shocked to their very marrow by this, clearly, baseless allegation. It...
Emily Bronte holds answers to secrets of the universe, possibly
Since the dawn of time, scientists, philosophers and other boffins have puzzled over the mysteries of the universe in pursuit of the answer to the ultimate question… why are we here? Now, a local man claims to have found the answer, possibly. By applying a secret...
William “Willy” Geoghan – R.I.P
William "Willy" Geoghan was found dead yesterday by a friend at an address on Park Hill. His body is currently at the Coroner's Office, awaiting official identification. "Willy" or "Old Bill" as he was known locally had been walking the streets of Moseley for decades...
Go To The Top Of The Class
Staff and pupils of King David School Moseley were agog this week with news that Liberal Democrat candidate Martin Mullaney was the surprise winner of Class 5’s art competition. Mullaney’s interpretation of what he called, “my friend John” demonstrated an uncanny...
Break His Face
The sight of two people beating seven shades of shit out of each other is not unusual in the Prince of Wales but it appears the ritual violence is about to take a more organised form. A new move by the landlord is likely to see the institution of the worlds premier...
Scorched Earth
When 8 Till Late burnt to the ground many thought it was the result of a typically ham-fisted insurance job or at the very least a strange fridge fire. When Fire Investigation Officers began to sort through the remnants of poor quality porn that littered the crime...
The Salmonellasbury?
If, like us, you have nothing better to do than make up rubbish about Birmingham suburbs, you'll probably be wondering why "The Hogshead" has all of a sudden become "The Salisbury", plastered in the sort of garish signs you would normally see at "The Village". Well,...