Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word

It appears that chuffed with his recent success  in abolishing punctuation, Cllr Martin Mullaney ™ is now seeking to remove the word sorry from the English language. The normally publicity shy representative has been presented an opportunity by the High Court to...

Jailbreak

In 1976 Phil Lynott told us "Tonight there's gonna be jailbreak". Little did residents of Moseley know that only 33 years later this prophecy would come all too shockingly true. Although details of Thursday's daring prisoner escape are still a little bit patchy it...

Enough of that Jibber Jabber

 The recent announcement by Jibbering Records that they are once and for all going to close their doors has heralded the end of an era. Over the last god knows how many years the Jibbering has managed to confound Moseley residents with an array of music we've never...

Punktuation

As if Moseley didn't have enough to contend with, this morning the Learning and Skills Council took the bold step of declaring all of the B13 postal district a disaster zone. The shock move follows the all too public declaration that our elected representatives have...

It’s a Ho Down

Until the more reactionary elements of our village took control Moseley was known for its vibrant prostitutes. In a calculated attempt at gentrification we ran them out of town and forced them to develop local revenue streams in Balsall Heath and even Sparkbrook. In...

World’s Tiniest Park Unvieled

If Moseley wasn't happy enough having one park that its residents aren't allowed in then this weekend saw a big fat dose of joy. We are now the proud owners of, officially, the smallest park in the world. Weighing in at roughly the size of a leaf or maybe a discarded...

Got main emancipator? (Cont)

We asked you to make up anagrams and as many as three of you actually did. All of the entries were thrown into a big Internet hat where a random selection of people were asked to vote for their favourite. Some would say the process was a bit flawed as the entrants...

Don’t Do It

We have become concerned that some people around Moseley have got the strange idea that we will give money to anyone that went round to Moseley's very own BNP candidate's house and abused him. There is not a shred of proof in this and we also think it is wholly...

Knight vs Right

With election fever gripping Moseley like an angry parents hands round a child's throat it was inevitable that matters should eventually lurch into the surreal. Preposterous rumours of marauding gangs of skinhead bikers, er marauding, has provoked the Moseley Forum to...