He’s Melting

News that Councillor Martin Mullaney ™ has been stripped of his role as a Councillor is apparently causing growing concern amongst his admittedly small band of supporters. Councillor Martin Mullaney ™ bravely exposed a local property developer as being a supporter of...

Pop-Up Piracy

Whilst we are all to happy to laugh at the knock about antics of Somalian pirates, recent events in Moseley have been entirely more sinister. Concerns for the safety of the pirate recently stolen from the Fighting Cocks are growing with every day that he remains...

House of Death IV

In a move that is likely to bemuse the older generation and excite those who consider themselves younger, the Ambler Death Corporation have signed up for an unlikely partnership with mega-gaming corporation Nintendo. With the recent release of House of the Dead...

We Own You

When one local resident recently gave birth to a beautiful bouncing baby boy she felt that a new exciting chapter of her life had begun. Unfortunately events took a sinister turn at the weekend when her decision to attend last years Moseley Folk Festival came back to...

Stoned Free

There is growing concern amongst Moseley's drug using community that certain commitments made by the Scientologists may not be quite what they seem. Last year the Scientologists stunned Moseley when plans were leaked that they intended to build a temple of evil in the...

A Mast Too Far

The perennial problem of mobile phone coverage of Moseley once again seems to be a topic of debate. Everyone remembers the horrific deaths in Moseley Park that were directly attributed to lack of phone coverage. Recent mutterings seem to indicate that those lucky few...

Loneliness

Moseley was rocked recently by the news that property developer, Simon Marsh has decided to drop his planning application for the Meteor Ford site. The contentious plan challenged the normally easy going residents and brought about the very real threat of...

Moseley Critical Update

Moseley will be unavailable from 01:00 hours (GMT) until approximately 07:00 hours (GMT) on 27th February. This unexpected outage is to allow engineers to apply an unscheduled patch.  Certain exploits have been noted in Moseley society in the last few weeks that have...

Rigged-beth

The news that the popular Digbeth pub, the Rainbow could be forced to shut its doors forever was greeted yesterday with typical liberal hand-wringing. Whilst most people think the closure results form the parochial actions of a sonically challenged buffoon, our...